Fraters Separated At Birth? 2004

Separated At Birth? 2003

December 28th, 2004 

Excitable government largesse facilitator Matthew Lesko and...

...excitable Time Magazine Blogger of the Year Scott Johnson? 

November 2nd, 2004 

Thank God I'm A Country Boy Separated At Birth? 

Patty Wetterling and...

...John Denver? 

October 22nd, 2004 

Sartorial Separated At Birth? 

Blog celebrity John Hinderaker and...

(that's our man on the right) show celebrity Gene Rayburn? 

October 13th, 2004

Stiff, oaken, gnarly candidate for president, John Kerry and...

...slightly less wooden Ent, Treebeard? 

September 17th, 2004

Richard offers what has to be the nerdiest separated at birth that we've had yet.

The Gorgon from Star Trek (played by lawyer Melvin Belli), who equips the children with strange powers (invoked by up and down motions of a clenched fist) to influence the minds of the crew and take Enterprise away from Triacus, toward Marcus 12, and away from their legitimate destination, Starbase 4 and...

...Ted Kennedy, the Senator from Massachusetts, who equips the Democratic presidential election campaign with Mary Beth Cahill (invoked by up and down motions of a hand clenching a rocks glass filled with Scotch) to influence the minds of voters and take America out of the war on terror, toward John Kerry, and away from their legitimate leader, George Bush 43.


UPDATE: Richard has spotted another Gorgon in the news.

September 9th, 2004 

The Free Tibet bumper sticker and...

...the KS95 smiling sun bumper sticker


September 2nd, 2004

Conservative smart alleck Joe Scarborough and...

...hen-pecked smart alleck Chandler Bing?

August 31st, 2004

Joe Carter from the evangelical outpost submits the following SAB:

Political pundit, who went to school in Massachusetts, Hugh Hewitt and...

...Political putz, who ran the state of Massachusetts, Michael Dukakis?

August 17th, 2004 

David submits the following SAB for your consideration:

Actor Dustin Hoffman pretending to be a lady in the film "Tootsie" and billionairess Teresa Heinz Kerry pretending that she could be the First Lady?

July 12th, 2004 

Political lightweight John Edwards and...

...deceased lightweight actor John Ritter?


January 27th, 2004

The man from Massachusetts with jowls large enough to hide a dead fetus, Ted Kennedy and...

...the woman from South Park with the fetus of a dead twin on her face, Nurse Gollum?

January 17th, 2004

NPR's "Fresh Air" host Terry Gross and...

Hipster Nashville musician (and member of Marty Stuart's Fabulous Superlatives) Kenny Vaughn?